Gimme Danger, Part Two

Prep for Butt Town Olympics

I had made a mix cd for an old friend I thought I was going to see.  He didn’t show, but the cd remained in my car.  “Gimme Danger” anchored the whole mess.

Gimme Danger, Part One

Father, Son, Holy Shit

I thought I would share my initial thoughts on Raw Power, unedited.  I was a little drunk on scotch.

Gimme Five: Robot Voice

My five favorite robot voice  moments(SPOILER ALERT!) does not include T-Pain.  Sorry T-Pain fan(s)! Also, no actual robots.  Sorry, Brent Spiner fans!

“Savage” is the new “Fierce”

Supporting Actor in dreams everywhere. . .

Shindong is my favorite SuJu.  There.  I hope you are happy.

ROCK TEST: Sixties or Sexy?

1910 Felch Gum Co

Test your knowledge: is the name in the list a goofy sixties-era band name or a probably-make-believe sex act?  Good luck!

Freaky Friday: The Metal Years

Not Pictured: various drug dealers, speech therapists, hair stylists, and softball coaches

This might be old news (check the date on James Hetfield’s last Xanax refill) but it’s new to me: Jason Newstead is now the bassist for Ozzy Osbourne.

Gimme Five: Fake Rock Accents

The Mael brothers near the Watts Towers, at home in southern California.

Take a moment to celebrate a fake European country’s impact on rock with my five favorite fake rock accents.

 

The First Cut: Van Halen

Van Halen’s 1984 was the sountrack of my introduction to Dungeons and Dragons.

Gimme Five: OhMiBod

Finally, something for the girl with everything: a vibrator that hums along with your IPod.

Insert "Rattle and Hum" joke here

I don’t know exactly how it works; watch the video on the homepage for yourself to get some clue.

Here are five song for that perfect evening alone with a sex toy that needs your number one hit with a bullet. . .

The Darknes, The Dorkness

It came to my attention that Justin Hawkins, former lead singer/lead guitarist for The Darkness, has done a cover of “This Town Ain’t Big Enough for the Both of Us”, done originally by Sparks.

Which Faith No More has already done.